I have finally figured out how the Democrat Party has been so successful in co-opting Black political leadership. Booker Rising
has a link to a site that explains it all…. Rent-A-Negro.com
. ( This is a Satirical Site so don’t get offended!
I always thought that these so-called “Black Leaders” were bought and paid for. Well it turns out they are actually on long-term leases. You might recognize their two most popular models.
(Rev.) Al Sharpton
Specialty: His uncanny ability to apologize for racist comments made by white liberal elitists never fails.
Happy Clients Include:
Former Presidential Candidate, Ralph Nader and New York Senator Hillary Clinton.
• Race Baiting- able to defuse any logical argument with accusations of racism
• Moral High Ground- As an ordained Reverend, he can proclaim righteousness over even the most morally reprehensible acts
• Urban or Professional Look-
Comes in a traditional professional business suit or contemporary casual sweat suit for urban appearances. (Non-perm model is not available.)
(Rev.) Jessie Jackson
Specialty: Need a readymade shakedown artist? This is your man!
Successful shakedowns include:
Toyota Motor Sales, USA and Anheuser-Busch
• Lyrical Genious- unsurpassed creativity in oral presentations which includes rhyming and racial slurs (ie. “Hymietown,”)
• Political Dis-Credibility- Add his name to your campaign and you are guaranteed to lose (ie. Walter Mondale, Al Gore and John Kerry)
• My Baby Daddy Certification-
Had an affair and need to the counsel of someone who’s been there? Well, this model comes complete with mistress and love child.
Other well-known models include:
Actors & Entertainers: Danny Glover and Kanye West
Politicians: Maxine Watters and Al Rangel
And “Wanna-Bes”: Bill Clinton and Eminem
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